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Like taking a deep breath without all the meditation bullshit.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"scent-notes\"\u003eNotes — Top: Eucalyptus · Mid: Lavender · Base: Earthy Woods\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"scent-name\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"scent-notes\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e❤️ Premium Candles - No cheap crap here.\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e🔥 13.75oz Glass Jar\u003cbr\u003e🔥 60–80 Hour Burn Time\u003cbr\u003e🔥 100% Pure Soy Wax (USA)\u003cbr\u003e🔥 Hand-Poured in New England\u003cbr\u003e🔥 Ships from New England\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✔️ 100% Pure USA Soy Wax\u003cbr\u003eNo paraffin fillers that other brands sneak in. Straight from American farmers, burns clean, lasts longer. That's it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✔️ Cotton Wicks (The Right Kind)\u003cbr\u003ePaper and cotton blend wicks that actually work. No lead, no zinc, no weird metals that cheap candles use. Burns evenly without that annoying tunneling crap.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✔️ Non-Toxic Scents Made in USA\u003cbr\u003eWe source our fragrances domestically because we give a damn about quality. Strong enough to actually smell, not overpowering enough to give you a headache.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✔️ Hand-Poured in New England\u003cbr\u003eSmall batches, real people, zero corners cut. Every candle gets individual attention because mass production makes mediocre products.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Just Add Fire","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44736102727878,"sku":"JAF13-200-EL-1","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0672\/1015\/0086\/files\/JAF13-200DeepBreaths.png?v=1754669295"},{"product_id":"yeah-that-actually-really-sucks-candle","title":"Yeah, That Actually Really Sucks | Premium 13.75oz Soy Candle | Eucalyptus","description":"\u003cp\u003eBecause sometimes, yeah, it really does suck. 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Burns evenly without that annoying tunneling crap.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✔️ Non-Toxic Scents Made in USA\u003cbr\u003eWe source our fragrances domestically because we give a damn about quality. Strong enough to actually smell, not overpowering enough to give you a headache.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✔️ Hand-Poured in New England\u003cbr\u003eSmall batches, real people, zero corners cut. 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