Welcome To The Neighborhood Please Don't Be Dicks Candle

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✅ 100% USA-grown soy bean wax
✅ 100% USA-made fragrances & essential oils
✅ Cotton wicks with no zinc of lead
✅ Hand-made in the United States
✅ Zero toxic ingredients or paraffins
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Discover our refreshingly honest housewarming gifts - soy candles that say what everyone's thinking but are too polite to mention! These funny candles make the perfect new home gift for friends, featuring cheeky phrases about mortgages, nosy neighbors, and the wild reality of homeownership that will keep them laughing while adding personality to their home decor. Each hand-poured soy candle gift combines amazing scents with the perfect amount of sass, creating memorable home gifts that celebrate this milestone in a way that doesn't make everyone cringe.

Our Scents

🌸 Honeysuckle Bloom A radiant bouquet of luminous
bergamot, sun-kissed honeysuckle, and intoxicating jasmine, softly caressed by
the serene embrace of sandalwood.

🌊 Lavender Seas An effervescent ocean-inspired melody where zesty citrus meets wild lavender, anchored by the depth of cedarwood and jasmine, with a mysterious blend of patchouli, wild rosemary, and earthy oakmoss.

🍦 Vanilla Dream A luxurious journey of creamy vanilla bean, embraced by the smooth warmth of Tonka and velvety whispers of rich cocoa.

✨Cinnamon Comfort A festive symphony of golden brown sugar and spirited cinnamon, dancing with bright citrus notes, pure vanilla essence, and a delicate praline undertone.

🌿 Eucalyptus Fields A crisp, invigorating harmony of cooling eucalyptus and soothing lavender, grounded by subtle, earthy undertones that evoke a tranquil wilderness.

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Welcome To The Neighborhood Please Don't Be Dicks Candle