At Least I Am The Perfect Child Candle

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✅ 100% USA-grown soy bean wax
✅ 100% USA-made fragrances & essential oils
✅ Cotton wicks with no zinc of lead
✅ Hand-made in the United States
✅ Zero toxic ingredients or paraffins
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This Mother's Day Candle delivers the witty truth we've all been thinking! "Mom, Life can be hard. At least I was a perfect child" - the perfect tongue-in-cheek Gift For Mom that playfully rewrites history in your favor.

We all know mom had her hands full (though some of us might conveniently "forget" those challenging moments). At Least I Am The Perfect Child captures that perfect blend of loving acknowledgment and gentle teasing that moms appreciate. It's the gift that says "I know I wasn't always easy, but I turned out great... so you must have done something right!" A message guaranteed to bring a smile, an eye roll, and maybe even a nostalgic "if only that were true" from the woman who remembers ALL your childhood antics!

Our Scents

🌸 Honeysuckle Bloom A radiant bouquet of luminous
bergamot, sun-kissed honeysuckle, and intoxicating jasmine, softly caressed by
the serene embrace of sandalwood.

🌊 Lavender Seas An effervescent ocean-inspired melody where zesty citrus meets wild lavender, anchored by the depth of cedarwood and jasmine, with a mysterious blend of patchouli, wild rosemary, and earthy oakmoss.

🍦 Vanilla Dream A luxurious journey of creamy vanilla bean, embraced by the smooth warmth of Tonka and velvety whispers of rich cocoa.

✨Cinnamon Comfort A festive symphony of golden brown sugar and spirited cinnamon, dancing with bright citrus notes, pure vanilla essence, and a delicate praline undertone.

🌿 Eucalyptus Fields A crisp, invigorating harmony of cooling eucalyptus and soothing lavender, grounded by subtle, earthy undertones that evoke a tranquil wilderness.

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At Least I Am The Perfect Child Candle