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I Hope This Candle Smells Better Than Shit I Put You Through Candle

I Hope This Candle Smells Better Than Shit I Put You Through Candle

Regular price $15.00 USD
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✅ 100% USA-grown soy bean wax
✅ 100% USA-made fragrances & essential oils
✅ Cotton wicks with no zinc of lead
✅ Hand-made in the United States
✅ Zero toxic ingredients or paraffins
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This Mother's Day candle is the ultimate heartfelt apology from a child who knows they put their mom through the wringer.

I hope this candle smells better than the shit I put you through.

A witty soy wax tribute to moms who survived the wild ride of parenting, this hand-poured gift captures the messy, beautiful journey of motherhood. It's more than just a funny gift - it's a nostalgic nod to all the moments that tested (and proved) a mother's unconditional love.

Our Scents

🌸 Honeysuckle Bloom A radiant bouquet of luminous
bergamot, sun-kissed honeysuckle, and intoxicating jasmine, softly caressed by
the serene embrace of sandalwood.

🌊 Lavender Seas An effervescent ocean-inspired melody where zesty citrus meets wild lavender, anchored by the depth of cedarwood and jasmine, with a mysterious blend of patchouli, wild rosemary, and earthy oakmoss.

🍦 Vanilla Dream A luxurious journey of creamy vanilla bean, embraced by the smooth warmth of Tonka and velvety whispers of rich cocoa.

Cinnamon Comfort A festive symphony of golden brown sugar and spirited cinnamon, dancing with bright citrus notes, pure vanilla essence, and a delicate praline undertone.

🌿 Eucalyptus Fields A crisp, invigorating harmony of cooling eucalyptus and soothing lavender, grounded by subtle, earthy undertones that evoke a tranquil wilderness.

🍊 Citrus Sunrise A vibrant burst of succulent pink grapefruit, elegantly layered with the bright, sophisticated essence of citron.