Nuking Your Anxiety Starts With A Spark
WHY
No Sketchy
Chemicals
100% pure soy wax from US farmers. No paraffin fillers that other brands sneak in.
WE
Hand-Poured in
New England
Small batches, real people, zero corners cut. Every candle gets individual attention.
DON'T
Burns
Clean
Cotton wicks that actually work. No lead, no zinc, no weird metals that cheap candles use.
SUCK
Made by
Real People
We source our fragrances domestically because we give a damn about quality.
Anxiety Mode
When deep breaths aren't working
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Not Trying to Fix It, Just Here for the Flames Candle
13.75oz / Vanilla BeanRegular price $28.00Regular priceUnit price per$28.00Sale price $28.00 -
Your Feelings Called, They Just Want Recognition Candle
13.75oz / Vanilla BeanRegular price $28.00Regular priceUnit price per$28.00Sale price $28.00 -
Here We F'ing Go Again Soy Candle
13.75oz / Citrus LavenderRegular price $28.00Regular priceUnit price per$25.00Sale price $28.00 -
Let's Take Life One WHAT THE FUCK? At A Time Candle
9oz / Citrus LavenderRegular price $22.00Regular priceUnit price per$20.00Sale price $22.00
Know Your Self Worth
No one matters more to you than you do
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Good Friends Don't Suck
But they will tease the hell out of you
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I Would Punch A Bitch For You Right In Their Kidney Candle
9oz / EucalyptusRegular price $22.00Regular priceUnit price per$20.00Sale price $22.00 -
I Would Fight A Bear For You. Not A Real Bear. Maybe A Gummy Bear. Candle
9oz / Pink GrapefruitRegular price $22.00Regular priceUnit price per$20.00Sale price $22.00 -
Everyone Sucks Except Us Candle
9oz / HoneysuckleRegular price $22.00Regular priceUnit price per$20.00Sale price $22.00 -
Best Fucking Friend Ever Candle
9oz / Pink GrapefruitRegular price $22.00Regular priceUnit price per$20.00Sale price $22.00
Welcome to Adulting
Here is your reality check
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Currently Overthinking Everything 13.75oz Soy Candle
13.75oz / EucalyptusRegular price $28.00Regular priceUnit price per$25.00Sale price $28.00 -
When You're Too Tired To Be Anxious 13.75oz Soy Candle
13.75oz / EucalyptusRegular price $28.00Regular priceUnit price per$25.00Sale price $28.00 -
Good Intentions, Bad Decisions 13.75oz Soy Candle
13.75oz / Citrus LavenderRegular price $28.00Regular priceUnit price per$25.00Sale price $28.00 -
So My Last Nerve Can Go Out In Style 13.75oz Soy Candle
13.75oz / Vanilla BeanRegular price $28.00Regular priceUnit price per$25.00Sale price $28.00
Top Burns
Makes you realize how many others fedll the same way as you
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Let's Take Life One WHAT THE FUCK? At A Time Candle
9oz / Citrus LavenderRegular price $22.00Regular priceUnit price per$20.00Sale price $22.00 -
Everyone Sucks Except Us Candle
9oz / HoneysuckleRegular price $22.00Regular priceUnit price per$20.00Sale price $22.00 -
Here We F'ing Go Again Soy Candle
13.75oz / Citrus LavenderRegular price $28.00Regular priceUnit price per$25.00Sale price $28.00 -
Not Trying to Fix It, Just Here for the Flames Candle
13.75oz / Vanilla BeanRegular price $28.00Regular priceUnit price per$28.00Sale price $28.00 -
You’re Not Dramatic, It’s Actually That Bad Candle
13.75oz / Citrus LavenderRegular price $28.00Regular priceUnit price per$25.00Sale price $28.00 -
Lighting This Won’t Fix Anything (But Hey) Candle
13.75oz / Citrus LavenderRegular price $28.00Regular priceUnit price per$28.00Sale price $28.00
