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My Therapist Says Light This Instead of Eating My Feelings Candle
13.75oz / Vanilla BeanRegular price $30.00Regular priceUnit price / per$30.00Sale price $30.00 -
My Therapist Says Light This Instead of Texting My Ex Premium Soy Candle
13.75oz / Citrus LavenderRegular price $30.00Regular priceUnit price / per$30.00Sale price $30.00 -
My Therapist Says Light This Instead of Stalking His Instagram Premium Soy Candle
13.75oz / HoneysuckleRegular price $30.00Regular priceUnit price / per$30.00Sale price $30.00 -
My Therapist Says Light This Instead Of Doom Scrolling Candle
13.75oz / HoneysuckleRegular price $30.00Regular priceUnit price / per$30.00Sale price $30.00 -
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Panic Mode Activated Candle
9oz / EucalyptusRegular price $22.00Regular priceUnit price / per$22.00Sale price $22.00 -
You're The Best Thing I Found On The Internet Premium Soy Candle
13.75oz / HoneysuckleRegular price $30.00Regular priceUnit price / per$30.00Sale price $30.00 -
My Therapist Says Light This Instead of Online Shopping When Sad Premium Soy Candle
13.75oz / EucalyptusRegular price $30.00Regular priceUnit price / per$30.00Sale price $30.00 -
My Therapist Says Light This Instead of Sending That Angry Email Premium Soy Candle
13.75oz / Cinnamon & SugarRegular price $30.00Regular priceUnit price / per$30.00Sale price $30.00 -
Don't Forget Just How Fucking Awesome You Are Premium Soy Candle
13.75oz / PineRegular price $30.00Regular priceUnit price / per$30.00Sale price $30.00 -
I Love You Because Your As Fucked Up As I Am Premium Soy Candle
13.75oz / Cinnamon & SugarRegular price $30.00Regular priceUnit price / per$30.00Sale price $30.00
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When Fuck Is a Necessary Word
For those moments when nothing else will do
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GO Full Nuclear
When diplomacy has left the fucking building
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Good Friends
The ones who don't judge your life choices (much)
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Relationship Drama
Love is complicated. These candles fucking aren't.
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Anxiety Mode
For when your brain won't shut the fuck up
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Self Worth & Positivity
Because you're worth more than you fucking think
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Welcome to Adulting
Nobody prepared you for this shit
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Work
Because your job doesn't pay you enough to deal with this shit
Good Friends That Don't Suck
The ones who don't judge your lifes choices (much)
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Don't Forget Just How Fucking Awesome You Are Premium Soy Candle
13.75oz / PineRegular price $30.00Regular priceUnit price / per$30.00Sale price $30.00 -
I Love You Because Your As Fucked Up As I Am Premium Soy Candle
13.75oz / Cinnamon & SugarRegular price $30.00Regular priceUnit price / per$30.00Sale price $30.00 -
I Would Fight A Bear For You. Maybe A Gummy Bear Candle
9oz / Pink GrapefruitRegular price $22.00Regular priceUnit price / per$20.00Sale price $22.00 -
Everyone Sucks Except Us Candle
9oz / HoneysuckleRegular price $22.00Regular priceUnit price / per$20.00Sale price $22.00
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Relationship Drama
Love is complicated. These candles fucking aren't
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You’re Not Dramatic, It’s Actually That Bad Premium Soy Candle
13.75oz / Citrus LavenderRegular price $30.00Regular priceUnit price / per$30.00Sale price $30.00 -
Thank You For Being My Unpaid Therapist Candle
9oz / Cinnamon & SugarRegular price $22.00Regular priceUnit price / per$20.00Sale price $22.00 -
Nuke Your Anxiety Premium Soy Candle
13.75oz / Cinnamon & SugarRegular price $30.00Regular priceUnit price / per$30.00Sale price $30.00 -
Helping My Last Fuck Burn Away Premium Soy Candle
13.75oz / PineRegular price $30.00Regular priceUnit price / per$30.00Sale price $30.00
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Mental Chaos
For when your brain won't shut the fuck up
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Just Fucking Exhausted Premium Soy Candle
13.75oz / Citrus LavenderRegular price $30.00Regular priceUnit price / per$30.00Sale price $30.00 -
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Panic Mode Activated Candle
9oz / EucalyptusRegular price $22.00Regular priceUnit price / per$22.00Sale price $22.00 -
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Live Laugh Lexapro Premium Soy Candle
13.75oz / Vanilla BeanRegular price $30.00Regular priceUnit price / per$30.00Sale price $30.00 -
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Zero Fucks Given Today Premium Soy Candle
13.75oz / PineRegular price $30.00Regular priceUnit price / per$30.00Sale price $30.00
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