Therapy you can burn. Minus the small talk and awkward silences.
Premium Soy Candles in a Variety of Sizes & Scents
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Not Trying to Fix It, Just Here for the Flames Premium Soy Candle
13.75oz / Vanilla BeanRegular price $30.00Regular priceUnit price per$30.00Sale price $30.00 -
You’re Not Dramatic, It’s Actually That Bad Premium Soy Candle
13.75oz / Citrus LavenderRegular price $30.00Regular priceUnit price per$30.00Sale price $30.00 -
Lighting This Won’t Fix Anything (But Hey) Premium Soy Candle
13.75oz / Citrus LavenderRegular price $30.00Regular priceUnit price per$30.00Sale price $30.00
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Good Intentions, Bad Decisions Premium Soy Candle
13.75oz / Citrus LavenderRegular price $30.00Regular priceUnit price per$30.00Sale price $30.00 -
Help Me Let This Go Soy Premium Soy Candle
13.75oz / Cinnamon & SugarRegular price $30.00Regular priceUnit price per$30.00Sale price $30.00 -
Helping My Last Fuck Burn Away Premium Soy Candle
13.75oz / PineRegular price $30.00Regular priceUnit price per$30.00Sale price $30.00 -
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Here We F'ing Go Again Soy Premium Soy Candle
13.75oz / Citrus LavenderRegular price $30.00Regular priceUnit price per$30.00Sale price $30.00 -
Here’s To Pretending This Helps Premium Soy Candle
13.75oz / Cinnamon & SugarRegular price $30.00Regular priceUnit price per$30.00Sale price $30.00 -
I Love You Because Your As Fucked Up As I Am Premium Soy Candle
13.75oz / Cinnamon & SugarRegular price $30.00Regular priceUnit price per$30.00Sale price $30.00 -
I Would Fight A Bear For You. Maybe A Gummy Bear Candle
9oz / Pink GrapefruitRegular price $22.00Regular priceUnit price per$20.00Sale price $22.00 -
I Would Punch A Bitch For You Right In The Vagina Premium Soy Candle
9oz / HoneysuckleRegular price $22.00Regular priceUnit price per$20.00Sale price $22.00 -
I Would Punch A Bitch For You Right In Their Kidney Candle
9oz / EucalyptusRegular price $22.00Regular priceUnit price per$20.00Sale price $22.00 -
I Would Punch A Bitch For You Right In Their Tits Candle
9oz / PineRegular price $22.00Regular priceUnit price per$20.00Sale price $22.00 -
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If Lit Stay TF Away Candle
9oz / Vanilla BeanRegular price $22.00Regular priceUnit price per$22.00Sale price $22.00 -
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Just Fucking Exhausted Premium Soy Candle
13.75oz / Citrus LavenderRegular price $30.00Regular priceUnit price per$30.00Sale price $30.00
